Boogers are gross, but much easier to clean up than glitter.
Wrinkles are mobile trophies. Laugh lines are gold.
I never thought I'd miss lumps of wet towels and crunchy socks on the bathroom floor. I was right.
Infants have the softest heads and the froggiest legs.
Breaking up feels a lot like stepping on a Lego. You grit your teeth through the pain, then watch where you walk.
My heart gets happy when I hear kids dissolving into unbridled laughter.
Yesterday's eyeliner is today's smoky eye.
Just remember, they can kill you, but they can't eat you.
I love blowing raspberries on chunky baby cheeks...unless they're teething. Then it's better to keep your nose out of reach, grab a towel, and cuddle.
Launching a book is almost as scary as teaching a teenager to merge onto the highway.